US equities closed at a record overnight on Telegraph reporting that Iran and Oman are close to a deal reopening the Strait of Hormuz, the channel that carries roughly a fifth of global oil flow. This column had Sunday's Trump deal claim meeting a flat Tehran denial. Today the pattern holds: CBS and Politico both quote US officials saying no new negotiations are actually scheduled for Monday, so the rally is trading a headline, not a signed text. BP's own earnings gloss this: $5.7 billion profit, its highest since 2022, booked on the war's price spike. Sailors on stranded tankers remain hostages to that same war, literally, per the New York Times account of a vessel held by Iran's navy for three months. Elsewhere, an Indian-flagged ship went down off Yemen after a Houthi strike, crew rescued, the second Red Sea loss this run. Apple's UK court filing against the iCloud backdoor order gets its first hearing this week. A compliance head at a Gulf-exposed insurer now has to decide whether to reprice war-risk premiums off a rumor or wait for Oman's foreign ministry to confirm anything. Watch Oman's statement, not Washington's optimism.